Would someone please help me find my leg?

On Sunday Dan and I decided to kick the ol' soccer ball around for a while... I realized not only am I rediculously out of shape but my right leg muscles seem to have disappeared. I can't kick a ball for shit anymore. We are going to try and play once a week so maybe my leg will reappear. Let's just hope Dan gets his soccer field up and running soon so my right leg doesn't turn into 100% potato!